There once was a man from Nantucket...

In honor of St. Patty's Day, I decided to do a Limerick for each member of our family.

There once was a man named Bob

who went to school to get a job

In boring classes all day

Hoping to get a good grade

So that he wouldn't end up a slob

There was once was a baby named Piper

who had a terribly stinky diaper

Mommy passed the stink on

to poor daddy when he came along

And he said "I will not change that, no sir!"

There once was a dog name Boo

who laid around with nothing to do

Napping here and there

without even a care

And sleeping a wink or two

There once was a mommy so fair

Who was shaped like an hourglass not a pear

Stretch marks on her tummy

that aren't really funny

But she still has a nice derriere