Sunday, September 27, 2009

And then I get crapped on


So I got a BOB jogging stroller yesterday and today we decided to take the kids out for a nice walk on one of the local trails. On our way there Piper, I guess, had a poop-explosion. I wasn't aware of this problem. I know, you think explosion...poop everywhere. Well, poop explosions are sneaky. They defy the laws of all gravity and logic. So, we get to our destination. I take out my shiny new BOB, smile at him, caress him, and just feel so happy on the inside. I place my bright-eyed happy baby into BOB's neat, untouched seat. Suddenly, I spot the poop oozing from her diaper, up her back, onto her leg, all over my brand new BOB. Oh the HORROR!!!! What did I do to deserve this?

Saturday, September 26, 2009

I've got a new BOB in my life!




Meet my new BOB.




He's my new multi-terrain jogging stroller with a swivel wheel w/lockout, aluminum frame, full canopy, inflatable 16in. wheels, and adjustable shocks. (This means nothing if you haven't been in the market for a jogging stroller.) He's amazing! I love him! He's the best! And the other thing that's so great about BOB is that I had a 20% off coupon and originally I thought that the discount wouldn't apply, but lo and behold it did. I got my BOB for $80 cheaper than expected! What a deal! I can't wait to take BOB out on a jogging date!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Baby Proofing 101


So as many of you know Bobby and I are new to the whole parenting thing and the concept of "baby proofing". We have a dog. It can't be much different than "puppy proofing" Right? For example, keep all shoes out of the way-Check, spray bitter apple on wooden surfaces-Check, tape down puppy pads to prevent chewing-Check, and when all else fails tie the trainee to the doorknob-Check, check!
So we have it covered. No, No, NO! There's a whole market that caters to the idea of baby proofing: outlet covers, corner bumpers, baby gates, toilet locks, door knob covers. The list is endless. Does a baby really need all this protection?

Bobby and I lagged on preparing our home for baby. We are aware that our home is a danger zone of sharp corners, fragile objects teetering on shelves, exposed outlets, and the ever entertaining toilet. None of this really bothered us. We'd say in passing "Oh we should really baby proof our home..." But it would fall on deaf ears until...this past Saturday.

Typically Piper plays with the outlets. I don't mind her doing it. (Stop judging) It makes her happy to play with the outlets. Well, Piper was playing with the outlets and Bobby looked at me and said the all too familiar phrase "We should baby proof our house." "Yeah, uh-uh. Sure. You want to do it now?" "Yeah, we can." So I proceed to find another comfortable position on the couch when I realize that my metal hair pins, which were placed on the arm of couch, are no longer there. Oh no! Sense the urgency, a metal hair pin is somewhere on the ground within Piper's tiny grasp. Metal hair pins fit nicely into the outlets. Metal hair pins conduct electricity. Frantically, I searched for the metal hairpins. No luck!

Needless to say, we made an impromptu trip to our local Target and proceeded to buy outlet covers. We immediately covered all outlets within her reach. We are such good parents:)



PS. We even looked at baby gates.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

My Very First Post

Okay, so here goes. I have slaved over this blog for almost a year. Hours were spent finding the perfect background-which is subject to change, discovering all the secrets, stalking other blogs for ideas, trying to come up with the most clever posts. Geez, getting this blog going is like a job. I don't know how much time I can devote to this considering Piper loves to be in my business. Right now she's busy destroying the bookshelf so I have some time. I don't mind the mess, but I sure do wish she could clean up after herself. Okay, now the mess is getting worse. She's completely removed the 2nd shelf and is handing me the books. You think she wants to read a story?